BritneySpears.com posts the biggest BS stories of the year.

There have been a lot of new stories about Britney Spears over the past year. And in the spirit of the season -- because everyone is posting lists of the best this and the best that and the top whatevers and the worst somethings (and we are totally guilty ourselves), Brit's team at BritneySpears.com, has sifted through the pile and posted the "TOP 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year." (found via Rolling Stone)

The post reads, "There were more then (sic!)13,000 stories written about Britney in 2009.  We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous. Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities."

On the list are stories that Britney's sons, both toddlers, trashed a hotel room; that Britney wants to become a Baptist minister and, perhaps the best, that Britney sent sales of squirrel meat flying (read the story)

Here are the top ten and you can see the list here.

1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar

2. Ex Manager Says Britney's Not Ready  [for her comeback]

3. Fans storm out of Britney's Australian show due to lip-synching (I knew it!)

4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her

5. Britney thinks her dad is drugging her

6. Britney Spears holed up in Perth hotel after [Australia] concert shame

7. Britney Spears dating music producer Dallas Austin

8. Britney's comeback tour faces low ticket sales

9. Beau [Jason Trawick] says no to Britney's proposal

10. Topless Gimme More Photos [from video shoot]